yviees:

♡

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

(via clestroying)

233.510 Anmerkungen

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Quelle: patickstump, via pizzapale)

560.543 Anmerkungen

nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

(via clestroying)

214.263 Anmerkungen

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

(via clestroying)

354.926 Anmerkungen

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via clestroying)

318.102 Anmerkungen

racistmom:

2 notes doesnt pay the rent 

(via clestroying)

262.892 Anmerkungen
Cigarette